*rips sheets off to reveal the heelys are still on*
I fucking lied the swag never stops
1. It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966)
2. Mad Monster Party (1967)
3. The Halloween Tree (1993)
4. Halloweentown (1998)
5. Halloweentown II: Kalabar’s Revenge (2001)
6. Halloweentown High (2004)
7. Return to Halloweentown (2006)
8. The Addams Family (1964)
9. The Addams Family (1991)
10. Hocus Pocus (1993)
11. The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
12. Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet Frankenstein (1999)
13. Corpse Bride (2005)
14. Coraline (2009)
15. Beetlejuice (1988)
16. Casper (1995)
17. Casper Meets Wendy (1998)
18. Monster House (2006)
19. Ghostbusters (1984)
20. Ghostbusters II (1989)
21. Goosebumps (1995)
22. The Haunted Mansion (2003)
23. A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
24. A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
25. Halloween (1978)
26. Halloween II (1981)
27. Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)
28. Friday the 13th (1980)
29. Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)
30. Friday the 13th Part 3 (1982)
31. Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)
32. Halloween Wars (2011)
33. Halloween is Grinch Night (1977)
34. The Haunted History of Halloween (1997)
35. Night of the Living Dead (1968)
36. Young Frankenstein (1974)
37. Phantom of the Megaplex (2000)
38. Mom’s Got a Date With a Vampire (2000)
39. Don’t Look Under the Bed (1999)
40. Sleepy Hollow (1999)
41. The Legend of Sleepy Hollow (1980)
42. Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
43. Under Wraps (1997)
44. Double, Double, Toil and Trouble (1993)
45. A Disney Halloween (1983)
46. The Little Vampire (2000)Save these!
How to make Dead Chicken With Old Milk. (via jackapollo)
This actually looks good. How do we turn it into actual food.
im going into shock
Hansel and Gretel GPS took me out
This entire video is the embodiment of that “I GUESS” comic.
Someone: I really like that young protagonist who is always kind and polite, even when it’s hard.
Me: Uh, who are you talking about?
Someone: He’s animated through motion-capture. He’s like, a detective.
Me: …
Someone: You know, that guy who solves crimes with that grumpy, bearded man who drinks and swears a lot.
Me: Um…
Someone: He’s really an ace at fighting, but tries to solve confrontations peacefully?
Me: ???
Someone: … He likes dogs?
Me: ?!?!
i accidentally dog trained myself yall.
I forgot to finish this story, anyways I have food alarms set throughout the day to remind me to eat. My alarm is the exact same as my ringtone, so when my mom called me earlier instead of answering my mom I went to the kitchen and made myself a sandwich.
Moo b*tch get out the way
Cows with guns.
My nayme is Cow
And Wen I’m scared
I get away
I am prepared
When hoomans try
To kil me dead
I swim away
I live instead
Anonymous: What pleases u in bed?
